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Here's what our great leader says: SINGAPORE: Senior Minister Goh Chok Tong has expressed concern that Hougang and Potong Pasir residents will lose out on upgrading if they do not vote for the People's Action Party. Mr Goh says: "I do not want the two constituencies to be left behind, especially Potong Pasir, an old estate. Five years down the road, assuming Chiam do win, there will be no upgrading. Every time when there's an election, I can't help but feel very proud of our country. So proud that I am afraid to read the newspapers during this period of time. I scared my eyes will pop out like Linda's and won't be able to SCREW THEM back. Without fail, we are with showered threats, not forgetting freebies of course. What's new? Head of country had threatened to step down before. Maybe Hougang and Potong Pasir residents should pay less tax, since they are not fully entitled to benefit from how it's used. What some others say.

Crazy english language

There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger.

English muffins were not invented in England nor French fries in France.

Sweetmeats are candies, while sweetbreads, which aren't sweet, are meat.

Quicksand makes one sink slowly, boxing rings are square and a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor a pig.

Why is it that writers write, but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Why do people recite at a play and play at a recital?

Why do we ship by truck and send cargo by ship? Have noses that run and feet that smell?

Park on driveways and drive on parkways?

How can a slim chance and a fat chance be the same, while a wise man and a wise guy are opposites?

How can the weather be hot as hell one day and cold as hell another?

When the stars are out, they are visible, but when the lights are out, they are invisible.

And why do I start my watch when I wind it up but end this essay when I wind it up? - Spotted by Sherhan Suhandi who submitted it to The New Paper

Crazy shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVQNt64PxfE They're better than spidy, they don't need web.

Wicked cool!

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