Taking matters into our own hands...

We are having a global meeting at our France head office this week. As I am having this horrible cough and came from a neighbor country to Indonesia, everyone is convinced that I have bird flu. :( Yesterday, a couple of my colleagues and I were discussing how much we hate our colleague F, while we were on the way back to the office after lunch. We knew the boss would never get rid of F, even though he too did not like him much. So, we decided to take matters into our own hands. We've decided the only way to get rid him, is to get rid of him - permanently. We contemplated that the fastest and easiest way is to hire someone for the job...hmm....no…wait…we have a better idea…:

Give him bird flu! ;p

Cheap, hussle-free, zero liability.

1) Since bird flu has not been proven to transmit from person to person, my colleagues will have to first put me in a room filled with chickens.

2) The chickens will then get the bird flu from me.

3) Finally, we'll lock F in the room with the chickens. Viola! Let nature takes its course. Imagine how excited we were when we saw some free roaming chickens at the back of our office! :)